ok but literally how
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
i could listen to most irish people talking for hours on end
i mean not at the same time or anything that would be terrifying but you know
[voices of 3 million irish people]
T O P O T H E M O R N I N’ T O Y A
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think
"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"
are you a lifestyle homestuck or a casual homestuck
Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego.